Jimmy Reed: On Musab al-Zarqawi

Musab al-Zarqawi, the evil-incarnate terrorist leader who personally beheaded hostages and masterminded the slaughter of innocent civilians, is dead, the victim of two 500-pound precision-guided bombs, presented to him as a departing gift by the U.S. Military.

Hopefully, the first of those heavenly maidens, promised by Allah to this self-aggrandizing savage, will be a comely virgin, skilled in the Lorena Bobbitt technique, with sharpened straight razor in hand.

Jimmy Reed
Oxford

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