'The Delta Crud'

Well, Kids, after living here for a little over a year, I have finally fallen ill to what I have heard commonly described as "The Delta Crud" -- a mysterious viral strain impervious to all medication that renders one useless for whole weeks at a time. Today is Day 8 of my uselessness. I hate it.

I apologize for not even posting What's Good in the 'Wood this week. Everyone's favorite commercial holiday for lovers is over now, and that was pretty much the bulk of it. My sweet boyfriend came to see me Thursday and said, "Aw, you're my little broken valentine. You're like a heart with a crack in it!" He then volunteered to come by later with latex gloves to examine me, to which I said, "No thank you."

Said boyfriend also rightly complains that there has not been much on the Dirt lately. I confess most of my free time not ailing has been spent keeping up with the 2008 presidential race and lamenting this current dismal period in American history. I have also listened to people whom I previously regarded as sane tell me they're going to consider voting for Obama. Charisma, talent as an amazing speaker and all the good intentions in the world do not make someone a good candidate for president, people. In fact, it just might be a recipe for grand disaster. Educate yourselves. And no, I can't get excited about McCain either.

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